Welcome to Gourdanen

Good things grow here.

Your product, your business, your career.Bring the seed. The garden does the rest.

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Chapter 01 · The seed you are carrying

You are here because something wants to grow.

Each of these is a way we can work together. Tap the one that’s you.

There’s plenty of noise out there already. What’s harder to find is someone who’s actually grown these things before. That’s what the garden’s for.

Chapter 02 · What I grow by

Things I believe.

01

Almost everything is behaviour change.

A product that won’t ship, a store that won’t convert, a team that won’t touch the new tools, a career that won’t move. Same thing underneath. It’s all more connected than people think, and most of us make it harder than it needs to be. I’m good at the change part, and I can point it at almost anything.

02

Customer obsession makes great experiences.

And it is never one and done. It is co-creation, working with your customers again and again to find solutions, improve them, and bring the knowledge together.

03

AI amplifies you. It does not replace you.

It is a companion that needs your context, your brain, your partnership. Let it do the mechanical work, so you are free for the hard things only a human can do.

04

Ambiguity is an advantage, once you give it structure.

Most people freeze without a map, so I draw one. Evidence gates, small steps, and something to hold onto while it’s still unclear. The workbooks below are that process, written down.

05

Vision needs a path.

You have to know where you have been and where you are now to choose the right next steps. Most people only talk about the vision. They never ground it in the now. Ungrounded, it stays a dream instead of a build.

06

Take advice from people who care about you and have done the thing.

The opinions that matter come from people who truly care about you and people who have already done the thing. That overlap is small, and it’s worth more than everything else combined.

07

Developing people is the highest return there is.

Yourself, and the people around you. Nothing else I have spent time on has paid back like it, in a career or in a business. Guidance shouldn’t be a luxury good either, which is why the seed packets below are free.

08

People grow when they feel safe and see possibility.

Show someone real safety and a real path, and watch what they become.

Chapter 03 · Your gardener, Simone Dive

Every garden needs a gardener who has seen winters.

I am Simone Dive. Twenty years growing businesses and the people inside them, from Australia to Canada with a few continents in between. My path was not the usual one. No handouts, no safety net, no straight line. I earned every step while living and working all over the world, and I moved faster because of it.

I started in HR, training and developing people, then moved into tech in 2007. I am a creator at heart who loves understanding what makes humans tick, which is why product and design pulled me in. I have made a whole career of that curiosity.

Along the way I kept getting handed the blank page. First UX departments, first innovation departments, first product teams, programs that did not exist until I built them. Building teams from the ground up taught me to turn how I work into structure other people can use. That is how I grow products, open new markets and make businesses more money, while keeping people and customers at the centre.

I have done it in payments, gaming, renewables, home services and a nonprofit, in public companies and startups, from UX architect to Chief Product Officer. Most recently I was VP Product at 1-800-GOT-JUNK?, accountable for a portfolio behind $600M in revenue. These days I’ve got two things on the go. The Proxies is the AI company I co-founded, giving businesses a staff of AI helpers that actually do the work. Gourdanen is where you hire me directly, for your product, your company, or your career.

Ambiguity is where I do my best work. People find me when there is no map and no mentor, because I have been there and found the way through. I love showing people what is possible in themselves and in their business.

I have spent my life proving people wrong. I am not done.

FirstHR, training and development
2007Into tech. Ecommerce, Barclays, UK
2009Built BCLC's first UX department
2015Built BCLC's first innovation department
2019Director of Product, PayByPhone
2021Chief Product Officer, Clir Renewables
2022Executive Director, Foundations for Social Change
2023Director to VP Product, 1-800-GOT-JUNK?
NowCo-founder, The Proxies
Also nowGourdanen, working with you

Chapter 04 · The Constellation

One gardener, many gardens.

At The Proxies, my co-founders and I run fleets of AI helpers inside real businesses. Junk removal operators, painting companies, builders, schools. Each one is a garden growing on its own, tended by helpers we planted.

The Proxies is its own company. Here, you get me, and I bring everything I’ve learned running AI inside real businesses. You’re not hiring one person. You’re hiring a person with reach and an AI workforce behind the work I do for your business and your career.

Chapter 05 · The Blooms

Four ways we can grow something.

The garden has been green until now. Watch what happens when the blooms open.

For businesses

Product & Strategy

I step into your business and run product like it is mine. Strategy, roadmap, team and delivery, taught by doing. Show, not tell, from inside the work.

  • Fractional product leadership
  • Product operating model. Implement, train, teach
  • Strategy review, or strategy built from scratch
  • Product coaching for your team
Dig deeper

How this one runs: I join the work and run it alongside your team, then leave the operating model behind when I go, with champions ready to run it. That might look like a strategy reset, a product operating model install, team assessments and development, or fractional leadership a few days a week.

For businesses and individuals

AI

I show your departments how their workflows need to change, what is possible now, and how to get unstuck. You’ll get a diagnosis, a plan, and coaching so it survives me leaving.

  • AI diagnosis of your company
  • Workflow redesign, department by department
  • One on one AI coaching for business owners
  • AI coaching for leaders and teams
  • Getting stuck teams unstuck
Dig deeper

How this one runs. Side by side, in your real work. I use AI myself to go deeper and wider than one person normally could, so I can review and absorb more of your business than you would expect. Then I show each department how their workflows can change, live, in their tools. Along the way I make people comfortable with not knowing, more comfortable with learning, and I give their AI development real structure. People believe things they’ve watched get built.

For businesses

Growth & Optimization

Your online presence, made to sell. Audits that find the money you are leaving on the table, and short, sharp plans to go and get it. This site is my proof.

  • Ecommerce and usability audits
  • Channel audits
  • Conversion optimization
  • Quick-win diagnosis to find the gains
  • Short-term growth planning and website builds
Dig deeper

How this one runs. Audit first, always, grounded in your data. What’s dropping off, what’s working, and where your biggest short-term focus should be. I have been around the block enough to see the quick wins fast, because I have done them before. Big builds take time, but the small wins along the way compound. So I size the gains, hand you a short plan ordered by payback, and then we fix, measure, and go again.

For businesses and individuals

People & Coaching

Companies bring me in to assess teams and find rare expert talent. People bring me their next move. I coach anyone who wants to build or learn: AI, business, product, career.

  • Team assessments
  • AI skill assessments
  • Expert talent hiring
  • Career development and coaching
  • Resume and LinkedIn review and refinement
  • Interview prep
Dig deeper

How this one runs. Assessment first, so we know where you actually are, and a deep dive into your goals so I know where you want to go. Then we build your career path the way I build strategy for a business. Choices clear, future clear, measured and refined along the way. The plan fits whoever’s in front of me. For companies, hiring works the same way: I scope the role with you, source and screen against a real competency bar, and stay until the hire lands. I have been training and developing people since before I was in tech, and it is still my favourite part.

Chapter 06 · How I work

Tended, not tortured.

Business, product or career, every engagement moves through three stages, two questions at a time. Each bloom above shows what they look like for that service.

DiscoveryDesignBuild
Discovery

Now

Where is your business, product or career right now? What is your current story?

Future

Where do you want it to be? What is the future story you are trying to tell?

Design

Barriers

What is standing in the way? Gaps in profitability, skills, time, luck. Name what is stopping you.

Choices

What steps will you take now, next and later? What will you try first?

Build

Implementation

What do you need to make your choices real? Support, skills, structure to keep you on track. What will we build, and how will we know it is right?

Refine

Did we reach the goal? We check the data, not the vibe. Keep iterating. Continue, start, stop, pivot or kill, without drama.

This isn’t a step by step. It’s a cycle. Discovery doesn’t stop when design starts, you’re gathering evidence the whole way through, and Build hands you back to Discovery knowing more than you did the first time round.

Chapter 07 · Full bloom

This site is one case study.

It went from first idea to live on this domain in a single working session. Hours of work, not months. The art direction, the artwork, the words, the code, all grown with AI in hand.

AI has become a dirty word in places, and fair enough. Most of what it makes is generic, because most people hand it the wheel and skip the review. They cannot tell it what good looks like. Everyone can build apps and websites now. What’s rarer is having done the job long enough to know what to throw away. AI did the heavy lifting here. I made every call and reviewed every line.

Same thing I’d bring to your product, your life, your business or your team.

Simone is a coach turned friend I’ll always be grateful for. I first admired her from afar while she led her team, she’s incredibly smart, and has a gift for bringing the people around her forward in their careers. When I finally worked up the courage to message her about feeling stuck, she was on vacation, yet she responded right away and made time for me within a week. She helped me see my own potential, pushed me to stop selling myself short, and gave me the tools, referrals, and confidence to grow both my career and my side hustle. Simone doesn’t just coach you, she brings you forward.

Temi · Career coaching

I’ve had the incredible privilege of working with Simone at two different companies, and I can honestly say she is one of the most extraordinary product leaders I’ve ever worked with.

Simone has that rare combination of exceptional product, design, and UX instincts and a genuine, almost infectious obsession with customers. But what makes her truly special is her energy. Give her a hard problem, an impossible challenge, or a blank sheet of paper, and she lights up. The bigger the challenge, the more excited she becomes.

She has an extraordinary ability to make the people around her believe in what’s possible and to see beyond today’s constraints and imagine something bigger, better, and more meaningful. She brings people together, creates momentum, and makes the work feel exhilarating.

I would follow Simone into the hardest, messiest, most ambitious challenge imaginable. She is that good and that rare.

Steve · Product & Strategy

I had absolutely no clue what I was doing in AI but everyone kept telling me I had to figure it out. I am a sole business owner and already time strapped, so the thought of trying to learn tech with no support made me gag.

I was referred to Simone from a friend and from day one she has been so patient, knowledgeable and kind with showing me the ropes. I have asked her so many dumb questions and she always just makes me feel ok for doing so.

I have found the AI transition stressful if I’m honest, but since working with Simone each month, bit by bit getting help to use AI in new ways, I am getting more time back and also learning a lot in the process. I am no longer completely clueless and have Simone to thank for that.

Brooke · AI coaching

Chapter 08 · Seed packets

Take some seeds home.

Free workbooks and tools I make for people who want to start growing on their own. Take them, use them, pass them on.

Free · AI

The 6 Week AI Challenge

Three paths, six weeks each, all open. Business owner, new to AI, or marketer. Small experiments in your own work, nothing longer than an afternoon.

Use it if you keep meaning to get AI working for you and it keeps not happening.

Pick your path
Free · AI

The 6 Week AI Challenge for business owners

Six weeks of small AI experiments for the person who runs the place. A morning brief, voice notes composted into writing, follow-ups that never slip, a second opinion on every decision. All six weeks are open right now, free, no email needed.

Use it if you know AI should be working for you and keep putting it off.

Open the challenge
Free · AI

The 6 Week AI Challenge if you're new to AI

Six weeks of small AI experiments if you have dabbled, or not even that, and want it to stick this time. Real tasks from your real day, one at a time. All six weeks open right now, free, no email needed.

Use it if every other attempt fizzled after week one.

Open the challenge
Free · AI

The 6 Week AI Challenge for marketers

Six weeks of small AI experiments for the person who makes the words and the pictures. Your voice, not the generic one. All six weeks open right now, free, no email needed.

Use it if AI has made you faster and blander at the same time.

Open the challenge
Free · AI

The AI Business Diagnosis

A free review of your business, department by department. Workflows, whether AI is the default or an afterthought, capability, willingness to change. Invite others to score it too and merge the reviews into one bloom.

Use it before you spend a dollar on AI tools or consultants.

Start the diagnosis
Free · AI

The AI Individual Diagnosis

The same review, pointed at one person. Seven areas of your working week (writing, thinking, research, making things, numbers, admin, people), four questions each, the same five-rung ladder. Ask your manager or a teammate to score you too and merge the views.

Use it on yourself before you sign up for another AI course, or on your team to see who needs support and who can lead.

Start the diagnosis
Free · AI

The Barrier Diagnosis for a business

Score every department or team on the five questions a change has to pass, in order. The first one they score three or lower is their barrier, and it is different for each team. That is why one all-hands training never works.

Use it when a change is landing in some parts of the business and not others.

Run the diagnosis
Free · Career

Business owner competency framework

A free interactive check-in on the AI skills that actually run a business. Fluency, daily use, judging output, data and privacy, and how AI shows up in marketing, sales, operations, finance, and picking the right problems. Same five-rung ladder as the diagnoses.

Use it to see which of those you can already do, which you are faking, and what to learn next. Get a partner or manager to score you too and compare.

Start the check-in
Free · AI

The Business Map

The whole business on one page. Vision and purpose, who you serve and what you promise them, what you run on, what you are honestly weak at, the goals, the horizons, and the three things this quarter with a name against each. Built to print at A3 and hang where the team sees it.

Use it when everyone could tell you what they are doing this week and nobody could tell you why.

Build my Business Map

The competency frameworks are live in the Growth Garden. The rest are still being pressed. Save your copy above and it will be in your inbox the day it drops.

Chapter 09 · Plant something

Simone Dive

This lands with me, Simone. You will hear back from a human.

Tell me what you want to grow.

A product that’s stuck. A company that knows it should be using AI better and hasn’t started. A store that should be selling more. Or your next move. Start here.

Goes straight to Simone. A human replies.